I’m Hale And Hearty! President Elect, Tinubu Exclaims

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  • Says:”I Want To Eat Amala And Ewedu After Long Hours On Flight

By Charles Adingupu

At his Asokoro residence which is currently besieged by die hard party supporters and appointment seeking politicians, the President Elect, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu enlightened from his house to address the cheering crowd and newsmen.

Tinubu who was flanked by his perceived right hand men, Honourable Femi Gbjabiamila, Hon. Bamidele Opayemi and host others, at the balcony of his house, exclaimed hysterically before the anxious crowd, “I’m hale and hearty.”

The President Elect who appeared unruffled over wild speculations that he may have been bundled out of the country to an undisclosed hospital in Paris, France, due to an emergency medical challenge, said “let them speculate whatever they like but I’m back and I want to eat Amala and Ewedu, a special delicacies from the South West.

“After long hours of flight, I want to rest. I will attend to you all tomorrow, he said.

The President Elect dismissed the speculations of his failing health with a mere wave of hand, urging his party members and supporters to remain focused in their (APC) bid to provide good governance upon assumption of office in May 29, 2023.

His words, we should remain focused. Our present challenge is beyond May 29, the handover date. We should now begin to confront the enormous task of providing good governance for the people and how best to develop Nigeria.”

Earlier, Honourable James Faleke, a member of the House of Representatives, said Nigerians that the President Elect would delivered the much awaited democratic dividends nationwide.

He assured Nigerians that Tinubu would replicate his development strides as Governor of Lagos State.

In the same vein, the APC National Women Leader, Beta Edu declared that at the end of Tinubu’s first term in office as President, Nigerians would willingly vote him for second term.

The party supporters who were seen crawling like lobsters within the residence of the President Elect, started living in pers.

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